i love how we can badically get way with anything in geraskier fandom because they're both so fucking stupid.

why didn't geralt notice jaskier is some creature? because he's a himbo that's why

why did jaskier get kidnapped so many times in one fic? because he cannot shut up that's why

why did it take them 12k to get together in a soulmate au? because they're stupid karen, not everyone has braincells